It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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