Where did you get a picture of my penis
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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