Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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