He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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