All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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