Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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