My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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