her vagine was all disorganized.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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