do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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