3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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