Im at strip club and am horny
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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