Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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