Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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