My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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