How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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