Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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