like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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