i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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