plz talk dirty to me
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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