He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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