Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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