You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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