Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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