the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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