I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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