i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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