just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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