Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
