Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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