I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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