i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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