I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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