she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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