Umm I'm too high to move.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i out mim tonsoeep
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