Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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