so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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