I will die if light touches me.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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