Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it