Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.