I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
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i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee