I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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