You really coming over, don't trick.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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