and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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