yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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