I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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