I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Someone shattered a urinal.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Randomize
