I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
He felt like a one man threesome
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I am mentally ready for anal.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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