vagina is talking i cant
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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