What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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