redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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