please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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