Pappa wants mamma naked
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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