my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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