Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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