no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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