he shaved USA in his pubs
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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