That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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