Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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