Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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