I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
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When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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