covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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