I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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