This is the prime rib incident all over again
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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